Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm bleeding and have questions
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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