just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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