Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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