I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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