Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
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Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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