I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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