Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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