curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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