If that was your dad, he is hot
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Randomize
