I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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