You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
operation harelip BJ is a go
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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