It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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