ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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