well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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