Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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