I wanna passion pit in your ass
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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