I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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