either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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