He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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