And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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