am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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