sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
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On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Someone signed my nipple.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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