: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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