I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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