best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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