OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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