i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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