If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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