i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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