I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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