I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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