if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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