Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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