Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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