Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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