At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
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I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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