Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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