Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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