Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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