Pappa wants mamma naked
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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