he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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