Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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