He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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