I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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