i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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