Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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