Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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