Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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