Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Randomize
