Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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