i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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