I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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