Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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