I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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