Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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