Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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