Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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