spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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